pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

anyone uses windup?

it’s like snapchat but for cool people with nokia

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the child immigration debate.

continent:

My kind of love story right there

continent:

My kind of love story right there

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000